Cub reporter to features editor:
“Wait, so you eat on real dishes? That’s fancy.”
Hey now! Every [type of] gravy is equal before the Lord.
Producer: So when do you think you’ll ad-lib about the brackets?
Anchor: Whenever the spirit moves me
Reporter 1: (Sighs) “How should I end this story?”
Reporter 2: “I usually use gibberish. No one seems to notice.”
Editor, after hanging up the phone: “If we made people take an IQ test or a psychological exam to...
Editor, after hanging up the phone: “If we made people take an IQ test or a psychological exam to get through, we’d take far fewer phone calls.”
Floor crewmember to newswriter… Stop! You are doing it the wrong way.
Producer (without skipping a beat)… That’s what she said!!!
Reporter, on the phone with a frustrated reader: “I know. I hate our website too.”